Kissing.

Shaun: "So, are you ever going to kiss me?"
Me: "Maybe after six months."
Shaun: "It's been over six months."
Me: "Oh. There you go, then."

I could not determine if I had this conversation or not. Not for the LIFE of me. I thought: Did we talk about this? Did I just think it in my head? Did I dream it?

So I asked Shaun last night if we had talked about kissing at all in the last week or so. And he laughed and said no, and asked why. So I told him. And he called me crazy for not knowing if we had that conversation or not.