Texting Conversation I Had Last Night With A Boy I Don't Know Who Had The Wrong Number And Lives In Washington.

"Hey this is Chris. Do you think I have a chance with Amy?"

"Yeah, go for it! What do you have to lose?"

"But do you think I have a chance?"

"Yes. Yes, I do."

"Will you find out?"

"What?"

"Will you ask her if I have a chance?"

"I don't have her number."

"Yes you do."

"No, I don't. I lost it."

"This is Hannah, right?"

"No, I go to school in Oklahoma."

"No you don't."

"Wanna bet?"

"I can't prove it."

[insert picture of me] "Now you know."

"You married? You're really pretty."

"Thanks, my boyfriend THE PILOT thinks so, too."